For two seasons, Thingamaklum has played host to a FIERCE fashion competition, and for two seasons, the viewers have cried out, albeit completely silently:
who is this dumb Kraut and why isn't Level Banks host? Well, start smiling with your eyes, because finally it's upon us...
Challenge 1: It's Raining Men
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 2: Super-Models
Guest Judge: Kirblar
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 3: Fab Fashion
Guest Judge: A Dying Clown
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 4: I'm an Aquarius
Guest Judge: Paris Hilton
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 5: Unzip It, Bitch
Guest Judge: seaguy
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 6: Pretentious, Moi?
Guest Judge: yope3041
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 7: Landmarks of Fierceness
Guest Judge: Avant Tai
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 8: Anarchy on the Runway
Guest Judge: CAPSattack
Challenge Description
Challenge 8.5 Description
maadx Comeback Collection
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 9: Eye & Anything Cream
Guest Judge: Funkey 01
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Results
Challenge 10: Trannie FIERCE
Guest Judge: AlohaMars
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Results
Challenge 11: Fatty Boom Boom
Guest Judge: Mooyou
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Results
Final Challenge: Paris's Pointless Fashion Week
Guest Judges: AMBERFREAK & maximillian
Challenge Description
Get ready for the biggest and best* season of Project Runway, EVER. Because it's hosted by me. And everything I do turns to HIGH FASHION GOLD. Just look at Whitney. I moulded her into the internationally renowned supermodel she is today. The challenges will be more... challengey. The twists, more pointless. And you can also expect some cameos from your favourite Top Model stars along the way.
Look, there's one, and the season hasn't even fucking started yet! So basically the way it works is, you pick or will be assigned a FIERCE model to work with, and you then use whatever you can to dress that model - illegal Photoshop, MS Paint or a scanner and some crayons. There will be a number of different challenges, and you'll usually get a few days to complete each design. Whoever sucks the worst at fulfilling the requirements of the challenge gets the boot. When only three designers remain, they must design a collection for Paris' Pointless Fashion Week, and one will go on to be crowned the winner of my first season of Project Runway! Which means they get to take some promotional shots where I'll take up 75% of the frame!
SIGN-UPS ARE NOW CLOSED! We are now scouring the country of Yuku for the best in designing talent, and also some high-drama talentless crazies to round out the cast. So sign up today - everyone is welcome, including past contestants. Unless you won one of the last two seasons. In which case, you can fuck right off. SIGN-UPS ARE NOW CLOSED!
... No, wait! Because of some dire 'scheduling conflicts' with half of the previous judges, I have some permanent judge spots to fill. So if you think you're up to the role, please PM me with your audition - just take one of the past PR challenges and critique it the way I've been doing so FIERCELY for two seasons. If I think you'll be easy enough to manipulate into voting for my pre-determined winner you've got what it takes, you're in! And even if you're not, there's guest judge spots to fill, so let me know whichever way you want in. Former judges, let me know if you still want your spot, but keep in mind that if your opinions have differed too greatly from mine in the past, it might be time for you to move on to whatever all those former judges of Top Model moved onto after I fired they asses.
Oh and a special bonus for early sign-ups: FREE VASELINE!!
How can you resist? Here's the links to past seasons for those who want a better idea of how it all works:
Thinga's Project Runway - Season 1
Thinga's Project Runway - Season 2
Clubs That Suck House of Design
*probably still won't be as good as PR1.
Cast
dapa091
oh ehm gee
Thingamajig
kishuu
CatLurvesDorothy
jensamember36
snowboarders_only
NickF227
Destinys Champion
maadx
Mugatu
bryanpasa
khnum
YemaGrl1988
SurvivorFanGP
Gaprizelle
Models:
Jarvis
Jeluzcunt
Vadgelle
ELIMINATED
Frysk
Salteesha
Ebbonnee
Whorette
Shuggah
Sherbette
Twiglet
Cerys
Paraqueet
Spangler
Pavlova
Challenge 1: It's Raining Men
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 2: Super-Models
Guest Judge: Kirblar
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 3: Fab Fashion
Guest Judge: A Dying Clown
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 4: I'm an Aquarius
Guest Judge: Paris Hilton
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 5: Unzip It, Bitch
Guest Judge: seaguy
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 6: Pretentious, Moi?
Guest Judge: yope3041
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 7: Landmarks of Fierceness
Guest Judge: Avant Tai
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 8: Anarchy on the Runway
Guest Judge: CAPSattack
Challenge Description
Challenge 8.5 Description
maadx Comeback Collection
Runway Show
Top/Bottom 3 Revealed
Results
Challenge 9: Eye & Anything Cream
Guest Judge: Funkey 01
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Results
Challenge 10: Trannie FIERCE
Guest Judge: AlohaMars
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Results
Challenge 11: Fatty Boom Boom
Guest Judge: Mooyou
Challenge Description
Runway Show
Results
Final Challenge: Paris's Pointless Fashion Week
Guest Judges: AMBERFREAK & maximillian
Challenge Description
| Designer | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | Challenge |
| Gaprizelle | WIN
|
HIGH
|
WIN
|
IN
|
LOW
|
HIGH
|
IN | WIN | WIN | WIN | WIN | ||
| Mugatu | HIGH
|
HIGH
|
IN
|
IN
|
OUT
|
WIN
|
LOW | LOW | HIGH | IN | IN | ||
| Thingamajig | IN
|
IN
|
LOW
|
IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
LOW
|
HIGH | IN | LOW | IN | ||
| DC | HIGH
|
WIN
|
HIGH
|
HIGH
|
HIGH
|
LOW
|
HIGH
|
IN | LOW | HIGH | OUT | 11 - Fatty Boom Boom
|
|
| oh ehm gee
|
IN
|
IN
|
HIGH
|
IN
|
HIGH
|
HIGH
|
HIGH
|
WIN | HIGH | OUT | 10 - Trannie FIERCE
|
||
| kishuu | IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
LOW | OUT | 9 - Eye & Anything Cream | |||
| YemaGrl1988 | IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
LOW
|
WIN
|
IN
|
WIN
|
OUT | 8 - Anarchy on the Runway | ||||
| jensamember | IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
WIN
|
IN
|
IN
|
OUT
|
7 - Landmarks of Fierceness
|
|||||
| NickF227 | IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
HIGH
|
IN
|
OUT
|
LOW
|
6 - Pretentious, Moi?
|
|||||
| snowie | IN
|
IN
|
IN
|
LOW
|
LOW
|
OUT
|
|||||||
| SFanGP
|
LOW
|
LOW
|
LOW
|
IN
|
OUT
|
5 - Unzip It, Bitch
|
|||||||
| dapa091 | IN
|
IN
|
LOW
|
OUT
|
LOW
|
OUT
|
OUT
|
4 - I'm an Aquarius
|
|||||
| CLD | IN
|
LOW
|
OUT
|
3 - Fab Fashion
|
|||||||||
| maadx | LOW | OUT | OUT | OUT | OUT | OUT | 2 - Super Models | ||||||
| bryanpasa | OUT
|
1 - It's Raining Men
|
|||||||||||
| khnum | OUT
|
Get ready for the biggest and best* season of Project Runway, EVER. Because it's hosted by me. And everything I do turns to HIGH FASHION GOLD. Just look at Whitney. I moulded her into the internationally renowned supermodel she is today. The challenges will be more... challengey. The twists, more pointless. And you can also expect some cameos from your favourite Top Model stars along the way.
Look, there's one, and the season hasn't even fucking started yet! So basically the way it works is, you pick or will be assigned a FIERCE model to work with, and you then use whatever you can to dress that model - illegal Photoshop, MS Paint or a scanner and some crayons. There will be a number of different challenges, and you'll usually get a few days to complete each design. Whoever sucks the worst at fulfilling the requirements of the challenge gets the boot. When only three designers remain, they must design a collection for Paris' Pointless Fashion Week, and one will go on to be crowned the winner of my first season of Project Runway! Which means they get to take some promotional shots where I'll take up 75% of the frame!
SIGN-UPS ARE NOW CLOSED! We are now scouring the country of Yuku for the best in designing talent, and also some high-drama talentless crazies to round out the cast. So sign up today - everyone is welcome, including past contestants. Unless you won one of the last two seasons. In which case, you can fuck right off. SIGN-UPS ARE NOW CLOSED!
... No, wait! Because of some dire 'scheduling conflicts' with half of the previous judges, I have some permanent judge spots to fill. So if you think you're up to the role, please PM me with your audition - just take one of the past PR challenges and critique it the way I've been doing so FIERCELY for two seasons. If I think you'll be easy enough to manipulate into voting for my pre-determined winner you've got what it takes, you're in! And even if you're not, there's guest judge spots to fill, so let me know whichever way you want in. Former judges, let me know if you still want your spot, but keep in mind that if your opinions have differed too greatly from mine in the past, it might be time for you to move on to whatever all those former judges of Top Model moved onto after I fired they asses.
Oh and a special bonus for early sign-ups: FREE VASELINE!!
How can you resist? Here's the links to past seasons for those who want a better idea of how it all works:
Thinga's Project Runway - Season 1
Thinga's Project Runway - Season 2
Clubs That Suck House of Design
*probably still won't be as good as PR1.
Cast
dapa091
oh ehm gee
Thingamajig
kishuu
CatLurvesDorothy
jensamember36
snowboarders_only
NickF227
Destinys Champion
maadx
Mugatu
bryanpasa
khnum
YemaGrl1988
SurvivorFanGP
Gaprizelle
Models:
Spoiler
Jarvis
Jeluzcunt
Vadgelle
ELIMINATED
Frysk
Salteesha
Ebbonnee
Whorette
Shuggah
Sherbette
Twiglet
Cerys
Paraqueet
Spangler
Pavlova
